Kinda reminds me of the time Robert Frost was a technical writer for a day :-)
The Thread Not Traversed
TWO threads diverged in a yellow stack,
And sorry I could not traverse so
And be one parser, long I stood
And looped through one as long as I could
To where it spawned in the overflow;
Then invoked the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the faster stats,
Because it was hashed and wanted wear;
Though as for that the data there
Had run them into third normal form,
And both that session equally lay
In objects no instance had trodden class.
Oh, I kept the version for another day!
Yet knowing how code leads on to code,
I doubted if I should ever unit test.
I shall be documenting this with a sigh
Somewhere many transactions hence:
Two threads diverged in a stack, and I—
I took the one less traversed by,
And that has caused the site to fly.